Game of Thrones food puns

There are plenty of blogs and cookbooks full of recipes for your favourite foods that one may have actually found in the Seven Kingdoms.

 

Rather than copy the norm, I decided to give you another array of foods using my favorite recipe-maker:

 

 

PUNS!

 

 

Whether you want to make foods for your meat-eating dragons or your Vega-Tyrion friends, here is a list of plenty of food puns for your Game of Thrones premiere Tommenu. Bon Apetit!

 

 

Game of Thrones punny foods!

 

 

mountain dew

 

Drynks:

(made with Ice and/or Fire)

 

Valyrian root – beer

Edd(h)ard cider

The coffee is dark and full of flavor

Winter is coming slushie

(The god of tits and) Wine

The Mountain (Dew)

Daenerys-ling (-Reisling)

The Full Jorah Mormonty (a wine drink with liquor/poison added)

 

click here for a fun list of Game of Thrones cocktails and recipes (not puns, but still fantastic choices and ideas)

 

 

kale drogo and other food puns from Game of Thrones. Ideas for your GOT party!

 

Appetizers and Sides:

 

Brie (anne of Tarth)

Thai-rell spring rolls

Onion (Knight) rings (for the fingers he keeps around his neck)

Peas in a pod(rick payne)

Red (Wedding) potatoes

(Jon) Snow Peas

Wild(ling) rice pilaf

(Y)Grits

Shr-Imp cocktail

Ch-Eddar(d Stark)

Kale Drogo

 

 

shrIMP cocktail

 

 

Main Course:

 

Little (Chicken) Fingers

Doth-rack(i) of lamb

Sir Illian Payne (pan) pizza

Shae-ved pork

Dorne-ish game hen

Hound Dogs

Burger King-slayer

Hotpies

Take the Black Pudding

Grey Sausages (Theon’s Grey Joys)

 

burger kingslayer

 

Desserts:

 

Ho-Ho- dors

Red (woman) Velvet Cake

Bran Muffins

Yo-gritte (yogurt)

Grey Worm(s & dirt)

Lady Fingers

You know muffins jon snow

Oats-keeper (oath keeper)

 

 

ho ho dor

 

 

 

 

Thank you for humoring me and my punny craziness- and thank you for instigating it too! (silliness is vastly underrated).

 

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Like these food puns?

Then check out my page of Geeky British party food puns

Cucumberbatch sandwiches- get it?

Cucumberbatch sandwiches- get it?

 

 

Or Thor’sgiving (like Thanksgiving- but more bad-ass)

hulk smash

 


 

  • What other punny Game of Thrones food ideas have you come up with? Please share below!
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